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This is the only site explaining the entire funeral industry, and revealing its deceptive tactics and confidential casket wholesale prices, outrageous
markups and profits
-- kept "Top Secret" for a century to prevent the media from exposing the ripoff by all U.S. mortuaries of nearly every family.
In 1995, this site revealed to media and public for the first time in U.S. history both the industry's confidential wholesale casket prices and the fraud of
"Protective Sealer" caskets
-- whose destruction of all YOUR family's bodies has been kept secret by the NFDA and EVERY U.S. mortician
to enable all mortuaries ("funeral homes") to defraud all U.S. families of thousands of dollars each.

PHONE YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO STATIONS AND NEWSPAPERS ABOUT THIS SITE.
These reports/photos/graphics by U.S. media will help them investigate tactics and survey prices of your local mortuaries.

Of the world's millions of Internet sites, this is still the ONLY site that exposes the industry's "TOP SECRET" Casket Wholesale Prices
and 15 Categories of Deceptive Practices secretly used by your morticians -- nullifying their claims of being "honest," "caring" and "reputable."

24-hour source of INFORMATION ESSENTIAL to the MEDIA for UNDERSTANDING
and exposing the funeral industry and explaining it correctly to the public.

Note: This site uses "tables." The site was www.xroads.com/~funerals from 1995 to Sept. 2000.
To print or to reduce size of large text or charts, see information at the bottom of this page.

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Soon, we will add a Spanish Version to this site.
On July 6, 2000, Aquí y Ahora (Here and Now, similar to NBC's Dateline), on the national Spanish-language UniVisión TV Network, presented
the network's first explanation of families' problems with the funeral industry, and featured our new Good Shepherd Funeral Program as a solution.
Because Spanish-speaking families need truthful information and advice, we are preparing a Spanish version of the most important information on this site.



This site is probably the MOST EXTENSIVE FUNERAL SITE on the Internet.   In 17 separate, illustrated documents it provides a
comprehensive, truthful view of the entire U.S. funeral industry.




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MEDIA:   New, free CONSUMER BROCHURE
that EVERY U.S. FAMILY NEEDS


MEDIA: The FOUR MOST IMPORTANT POINTS that EVERY U.S. FAMILY NEEDS TO KNOW
in dealing with EVERY mortuary, cemetery and pre-pay plan in the U.S.

Media need to include ALL four of these crucial Consumer Points in EVERY article and program.
These points are much more important than the usual "Take a stable person with you," etc. Families must
learn a new way of dealing with mortuaries, cemeteries and pre-pay plans because of the problems
of exorbitant prices, high pressure -- and deceptive tactics used by ALL mortuaries (except for a handful).
Families' loss is increasing due to 1) five to ten times too many mortuaries in most communities (many with
fewer than one body a week), and 2) greed -- desire for high profit by mortuaries, chains, and some religious leaders.
(Nearly everything in our 17 Documents is summed up in these four Consumer Points.)

THE FOUR MOST IMPORTANT CONSUMER POINTS
that every family, church and the media need to know:

==1==
KNOW what is a LOW, FAIR PRICE ($1,400-$2,200 total) for a complete funeral
with a beautiful metal casket
offered in a number of colors.


PHONE mortuaries until you find one with FAIR, LOW PRICES like those listed
here REGARDLESS of where it is located, even up to 75 or more miles away.


Distant fair-priced mortuaries will be happy to provide visitation and funeral services in your local church or home. (Federal law requires mortuaries to give all their prices over the phone.)
KNOW that there is a GREAT DIFFERENCE IN PRICES, markup and profit for the SAME funeral services and caskets charged by different mortuaries in the same area.

Here are FAIR PRICES charged by a number of urban and rural mortuaries:
    COMPLETE "TRADITIONAL" FUNERAL with METAL CASKET (offered in a  
variety of colors*): $1,400-$2,200 (not the $3,000-$10,000 charged by most mortuaries).
  DIRECT CREMATION (all mortuary/crematory fees): $300-$550 (not $750-$4000 of
most mortuaries).
   METAL CASKETS - Many beautiful, low-priced models in many colors (non-sealing): $450-$800 (not $1,000-$6,000).
(Dozens of beautiful casket models are available to all morticians for $250 to $400
wholesale
, and up to 40% lower than these with manufacturers' discounts.)

The low prices above provide a FAIR PROFIT to efficient mortuaries.

    Media need to provide families with these prices which are available at a few mortuaries in most communities. Families can find them by phoning mortuaries for their prices -- or by calling their local non-profit Memorial Society (1-800-765-0107 national directory). Beware of fake "Societies" set up by mortuaries in many communities to mislead media and families to think that they are non-profit Memorial Societies. ("National Cremation Society" and "Neptune Society" are not non-profit Memorial Societies.)

The lowest prices above are available through our new "Good Shepherd Funeral Program" for caskets, funeral services and cremation. The prices are available in Arizona -- and in many communities in the U.S. by families who obtain our color brochure described below.
    The program was established by our IFIC to set an example of fair prices for all U.S. mortuaries to follow. It is explained below -- and in our color brochure. Media should compare these prices with those of their local mortuaries, ask why the great difference, and expose the unfair prices and practices.

The GS COLOR BROCHURE can HELP YOU OBTAIN FAIR PRICES
wherever you live.

There is NO EXCUSE for the deceptive tactics and outrageous prices charged
by MOST mortuaries and chains.
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==2==
NEVER have viewing or any memorial services in a mortuary but
HAVE VIEWING and ALL SERVICES in your local CHURCH or SYNAGOGUE
or at your home
(or borrow a nearby church if needed) -- so that you are free to use a fair-priced firm located outside of your neighborhood and are not forced to use a high-priced mortuary nearby in order to use their "commercial chapel" to have a viewing
or service nearby. Fair-priced mortuaries in other communities or areas will be happy to take
care of your funerals, and even come to your home to make arrangements.

  Choosing a FAIR-PRICED MORTUARY is the MOST IMPORTANT STEP
any family can ever make.

It is much more important than the frequent media advice to "Take a 'stable person' with you."
If you go to a high-priced mortuary, you will be ripped off by $1,000s of dollars even if you take a dozen 'stable' persons with you.
  A Houston TV station educated its viewers via the charts below. It also did a PRICE SURVEY of its area's 120 mortuaries, offering it to viewers, churches, hospitals, agencies, senior groups and others. Other areas' stations and newspapers have joined in doing complete or partial surveys (Phoenix, Denver, Tucson, Las Vegas, Cincinatti, Minneapolis, Baumont, Chicago, Fort Lauderdale, Detroit, and others -- most with help from our IFIC). A price survey is the best help that anyone can provide to families. ALL MEDIA should do a price survey in every community. We can provide survey forms to help do it quickly and accurately. See the Houston survey in Document 4.


CLERGY/MORTUARY BRIBERY: Many mortuaries offer generous "gifts" (bribes) to clergy to coax them to not allow services/visitation in church to force families to use high-priced mortuaries nearby -- or to coax clergy to distribute mortuary advertising calendars and harmful pre-pay plan advertising, and to recommend the mortuaries.
Families should report to the media the name of any pastor who refuses to allow visitation or evening services in the church or other church facility, thereby forcing families to use high-priced mortuaries nearby (probably in return for "gifts" received or promised to him/her by the mortuaries; forgetting that the church was built by the people for their religious needs, not for his/her profit). Media should expose this clergy/mortuary collusion and secret contracts involved. See more about clergy/mortuary bribery in sections below -- and in the June 2000 issue of Sojourners social justice magazine; the March 28, 1998, U.S. News & World Report magazine and others.
(Catholic parishes and dioceses are more often offered "gifts" by morticians because of their
large congregations. Various denominations' churches seriously harm their own people by distributing calendars advertising high-priced mortuaries and harmful pre-pay plan promotional materials. Catholics complain about unfair high prices of mortuaries operated or sponsored by several archdioceses [Los Angeles, Denver, Montreal]. There are also complaints about Dallas, Tucson and Pittsburg dioceses' unfair funeral/cemetery contracts, prices and profits.)


A mortician passes a "gift" envelope behind his back
to a clergyman in an Arizona Republic newspaper editorial cartoon.

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==3==
DON'T BUY "PROTECTIVE SEAL" CASKETS.
These are not "protective" -- but, rather, are costly, fraudulent and "DESTRUCTIVE," often displayed with fraudulent "warranties" with deceptive 25-75-year protection claims, and waste every family's money.
Demand to see some of the many low-cost, SAFE, non-sealing caskets available in many beautiful colors. If a mortuary doesn't cooperate, phone some others or contact a local or national retail casket dealer. (Or demand that the mortician REMOVE the harmful seal.)

ALL "protective" caskets (including those with so-called "burp" valves) begin to destroy your relatives' bodies rapidly as soon as the casket is closed. Many burst/explode, especially in mausoleums -- with your "trusted" mortician taking portions of your relatives' bodies in the damaged caskets to city dumps -- and hiding the damage from you so that he can continue to DEFRAUD you on every funeral. (The harmful seal is a thin strip of neoprene-rubber gasket about one-inch wide and 1/8" thick, usually black [as in the photo below]. It runs along the top edge of the casket all the way around the casket. Lift up the cloth lining that hangs over the front edge of the casket to see the seal.)

FRAUD SUIT: Families are winning large awards from mortuaries which sold them sealer caskets in the past, and DID NOT WARN THEM of the body destruction.
YOUR FAMILY probably bought a number of harmful sealer caskets in past years
and so may qualify to be included without cost in a proposed class-action suit.
CALL (602) 253-6814 (IFIC) if you are concerned about what happened to the bodies
of ALL your relatives
in caskets you obtained from your local mortuaries - and think that your family should be repaid for the unfair high prices mortuaries charged for the caskets, for being misled, for the damage to your relatives' bodies, and for the body portions taken to your city dumps.
Ask for information about these caskets, how to sue, or how to join the class-action suit.
Below you will find complete explanation of how you and your neighbors have been overcharged, your relatives' bodies destroyed, and your right to sue.
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"Protective Seal" Fraud: On ABC-TV's 20/20 program, a hand tilts up the edge of the narrow strip of black neoprene rubber "protective" seal lying on the top edge of one side of a Batesville company's casket.
On the 20/20 program, Jessica Mitford's researcher says: "They are constantly selling 'protective seal' caskets -- to 'protect' your loved one. This is outrageous."
"In a 'protective' casket or a 'protective' vault -- instead of the natural process of decomposition -- drying out and becoming a skeleton, you get a SLIMY, MOLDY process, and it's much more gruesome. If anybody could see the outcome of such an event, they would never choose that. But, they're not telling you that."

==4==
DON'T BUY A PREPAY PLAN.   This is the advice of MONEY magazine and
many consumer groups. Many pre-pay plans are dangerous.
Elderly often cause their families more problems, not fewer, by buying plans
because of the deceptive sales tactics used by most plans and salespersons.
    Serious Problems include:
    1) Most plans COST MUCH MORE than funerals bought at time of death.
    2) The "fine print" of many contracts tricks and cheats families.
    3) Many salespersons LIE to families about prices, cancelling, refunds, transfer of
          plan, penalties, etc.
          (Many contracts say: "No promise or agreement of the salesperson,
          whether oral or written, is valid." This means that the salesperson is allowed to
          LIE to you about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to coax you to sign.)
    4) With many contracts, you can't cancel, or you get little or no refund -- if you
          need to cancel (because you find you've been cheated, find a better plan, decide to
          move; can't pay because of emergency, lack of money, etc.)
    5) Many companies can CANCEL your plan if a monthly payment is LATE and
          give NO REFUND of thousands of dollars you have paid. This is in the "fine print"
          on the back of many contracts. Have you read every word of your contract?
          You may be in danger of losing everything you have paid!!!
    6) Many families don't get the funerals they paid for because:
          Salesmen may defraud you by intentionally writing an incorrect or incomplete
            description of the services or casket you have chosen -- so your family will
            have to pay thousands more for your funeral later. (See class-action suit below.)

    ADVICE: Make plans for your funeral -- but DON'T give any money to a plan or mortuary; instead, put it in a small insurance policy, savings account or "Totten Trust" account (all explained below).
    DON'T SIGN any contract until a lawyer, banker or accountant examines it!!!
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Charts from a 1996 funeral investigation by a Houston TV station.

CHART 1: This shows the great difference in prices of different mortuaries in Houston, as in most cities,
for the SAME lowest-priced "traditional" funeral and lowest-priced metal casket* at each mortuary.
Prices ranged from $1,495 to $9,910  (for no apparent reason except to obtain up to $8,400 extra profit on
each mortuary's lowest-priced "traditional" funeral and casket). (*Casket offered in three or more colors,
at least one a pleasing color that is not a shade of gray, brown or green.)
ALSO: The price for the lowest-priced metal casket* at different mortuaries ranged from $485 to $5,895
(for no apparent reason except to obtain up to $5,400 extra profit on the lowest-priced caskets).
Prices for Direct Cremation (no viewing/memorial services) ranged from $450 to $3,985 (for
no apparent reason except to obtain up to $3,500 extra profit).

CHART 2: This shows one mortuary's $1,795 price for a casket -- a markup of six times the wholesale cost,
a PROFIT of $1,495 on a $300 wholesale casket. A mortician in the report said that markups of six or seven
times wholesale are common, and markups may go as high as TEN times wholesale -- a PROFIT of $2,700
on a $300 casket.  Such profits are possible only by:  1) the ABSOLUTE SECRECY by ALL of your local
morticians
about wholesale costs and deceptive tactics used throughout the industry, and  2) ALL
morticians' promotion and sale of costly, harmful, fraudulent "protective seal" caskets.

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Others' comments about this site:


"Great Web Site."

--- Senior Editor, Consumers Digest magazine.


("4-Stars" award), "a wealth of information ... about planning a funeral,
arming casket purchasers with the lowdown
("top secret" low wholesale prices, unfair markups, deceptive practices)
... pretty impressive (information)
." --- "WebGuide," Internet Underground magazine, May 1996.


"TOP 5% Web Site" rating by the LYCOS search engine

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NEW CONSUMER FUNERAL BROCHURE
that EVERY U.S. family needs to obtain fair prices WHEREVER they live


       
Entitled:

"HOW MUCH SHOULD FUNERALS With BEAUTIFUL CASKETS COST?
=>
$1,400 - $2,200 TOTAL !

(NOT the usual high, unfair $4,000 - $10,000!)"

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Above: Two beautiful metal caskets (from the left page, inside the brochure) with: 1) their Good Shepherd Program prices ($200 profit);
2) the high prices that mortuaries' usually charge families; and 3) the low wholesale prices that mortuaries pay for the caskets.
Subtract the wholesale prices from mortuaries' retail prices to see the great amount of profit morticians make by keeping
their wholesale costs secret. And then they add high charges for every part of the service, plus a high "professional" fee
(which other businesses don't charge -- to increase their profits even higher).


MEDIA and families: Above is the brochure's price section. Compare these low, fair funeral and casket prices
with your local mortuaries, casket "discount" stores, and Internet casket dealers who say their prices are the "lowest" anywhere.
You'll find that our prices are actually the LOWEST in the U.S.
The others could charge these prices but prefer to make high profit.
Take a good look at others' prices in the far-right column, as compared with the Good Shepherd prices. Our brochure will help you
to obtain FAIR prices wherever you live. (You and a couple of friends, or your church, can easily start a Good Shepherd program
(no money is needed to start it) in order to protect and help everyone in your area. A couple of us started the program here. It has
saved dozens of families thousands of dollars. We will help you do the same. Just call us.)

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QUESTIONS that media, churches and families should ASK EVERY MORTICIAN
(based on the points listed above the media comments)

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RECENTLY ADDED ITEMS: (August 2000)


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LATEST NATIONAL MEDIA REPORTS, 1999-2000:

COMING:


EARLIER IMPORTANT REPORTS: (principally 1997-1998

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An animated tombstone, engraved with a dollar sign -- springs up from a grave with the
clanging sound of an old cash register
. This was used by ABC-TV's HOME show to illustrate a
report about high funeral and casket markups, prices and profits, and the resulting harm to families.




A mortician passes a "gift" envelope behind his back to a clergyman in an Arizona Republic
editorial cartoon (one of the largest cartoons ever used by a newspaper -- more than a half-page
high). It illustrated a group of articles exposing mortuary/clergy bribery, a nationwide problem.
Bribes and "gifts" are offered to clergy by mortuaries which ask or expect pastors to recommend
the mortuaries or to distribute their advertising calendars and other materials to their congregations.
A few clergymen were reported demanding payoffs from mortuaries.

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RECENT MEDIA EXPOSÉS AND NEWS (principally 1997-1998, in reverse chronological order; described in more detail in the Media Exposés/Reports section):

"FUNERAL CHAINS EXPOSED," report by CBS-TV's 60 Minutes program, February 1, 1998.

"AT THE HOUR OF DEATH," report by U.S. CATHOLIC magazine, February 1998. "FUNERAL GIANTS TARGET CATHOLIC MARKET: Conglomerates see high growth potential "YOUR DIOCESE NEEDS TO OPEN MORTUARIES WITH FAIR PRICES AND SALES TACTICS !" advertisements, "AT YOUR DISPOSAL: The Funeral Industry Prepares for Boom Times," in HARPER'S Magazine (8 pages), November 1997. "THE FINAL PAYMENT: The Funeral Industry Is Greedier Than Ever. Here's How To Avoid A Gouging," in MONEY magazine, Sept. 1997. "After 13 years of federal regulation, the funeral industry is greedier than ever -- and even more sneaky."
"PAYING FOR THE FUNERAL," Kiplinger's Personal Finance Magazine (7 pages), May 1997.
RIP: Complete Book of Death and Dying, 1997, by Constance Jones, Harper-Collins.
"FUNERAL BOARD OUTGUNNED: Mortuaries fight reforms, complaints." The Arizona Republic newspaper, April 27, 1997. "Sexual abuse and emasculation of corpses. Taking money and gold teeth from the dead. Cremating the wrong woman. Etc." Series. (See Media Exposés below.)
"DON'T PREPAY FOR YOUR FUNERAL," Time/Life's Retire With Money magazine, April 1997. Pre-pay plan dangers.
PROFITS of DEATH: An Insider Exposes the Death Care Industries -- How to cut funeral costs in half! March 1997,
by Darryl Roberts. The FIRST BOOK THIS CENTURY by a U.S. INSIDER exposing the industry. (See Media Exposé List below.)
Click Profits of Death to visit the book's Website.
PRICE SURVEY of 120 Houston mortuaries by our IFIC, in Document 4. Shows prices ranging from $1,495 to $9,910 for the SAME funeral and lowest-priced metal casket at different mortuaries!! For free copy and correct Consumer Advice, see Media Exposés below.

RECENT CHAIN COUNT: (Numbers of facilities acquired or built by the largest chains):


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Summary of the information in the 17 documents: