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PHONE YOUR LOCAL TV/RADIO STATIONS AND NEWSPAPERS ABOUT THIS SITE.
These reports/photos/graphics by U.S. media will help them investigate tactics and survey prices of your local mortuaries.
Of the world's millions of Internet sites, this is still the ONLY site that exposes
the industry's "TOP SECRET" Casket Wholesale Prices
and 15 Categories of Deceptive Practices secretly used by your morticians -- nullifying their claims of being "honest," "caring" and "reputable."




Soon, we will add a Spanish Version to this site.
On July 6, 2000, Aquí y Ahora (Here and Now, similar to NBC's Dateline), on the national Spanish-language UniVisión TV Network, presented
the network's first explanation of families' problems with the funeral industry, and featured our new Good Shepherd Funeral Program as a solution.
Because Spanish-speaking families need truthful information and advice, we are preparing a Spanish version of the most important information on this site.


This is ESSENTIAL INFORMATION -- KEPT SECRET FROM THE MEDIA and public by EVERY U.S. mortician throughout
the century -- to ENABLE all of the nation's 22,000 mortuaries (all claiming to be "reputable, honest, and caring") to RIP-OFF NEARLY
EVERY FAMILY in every community.
The unique "PROFIT SYSTEM" of the industry: All in the funeral industry work together nationally and in every community to enable their "fleecing of America" to continue and expand. Casket manufacturers, local wholesalers, morticians, prepay sales groups, national and local associations, and state funeral boards (composed mainly or totally of morticians) use threats of boycotts and worse to force everyone to "cooperate" in maintaining the "profit system." Essential is keeping the media misinformed so they will be silent or, better, that they will deliver the industry's misinformation to the public.
Important tactics in the "profit system" and its fleecing of families in the most efficient and lucrative ways possible are:
The most frequent, most lucrative, most cruel deceptive tactic is extortionately-priced, destructive (not protective), "Protective Seal" caskets, with fraudulent 25-75 year "warranties".
ALL "sealer" metal caskets (including those with so-called "burp valves" of Batesville and other companies -- whether bronze, copper, steel or stainless steel), after being closed, immediately begin to rapidly BLOAT, DESTROY and LIQUEFY body parts of all your loved ones. Well-sealed caskets EXPLODE daily in mausoleums throughout the U.S., blowing the liquefied body parts out of the caskets -- explosions so strong that they sometimes blow the heavy crypt fronts off the crypts, with the danger of killing persons who are in front of or below the crypts. Families need to be warned not to picnic beneath outdoor crypts, as families are frequently seen doing.
Regularly, morticians and mausoleums secretly and illegally open caskets and crypts, breaking seals that families paid thousands of dollars for; they unjustly hide the damage of leaks and explosions from families; and they secretly and unjustly dispose of exploded caskets and remaining body parts at city dumps.
Every U.S. family can SUE EVERY MORTICIAN who ever offered them a "sealer" casket and DID NOT WARN them clearly
about the extreme dangers. YOUR FAMILY can probably sue because most families have been victims of this sealer scam in past years, coaxed into it by their neighborhood morticians whom they "trusted" -- but who coaxed them to buy these caskets although knowing that they were frauds, and intentionally helped to destroy each families' bodies to increase their profits.
Families can SUE for being falsely led to believe that "sealer" caskets 1) were "better quality" than other caskets or 2) "better for their loved ones" when the exact opposite is true in both cases, whether the caskets are bronze, copper or steel; many of these caskets leak within two or three years, despite 25-75 year "warranties." Mortuaries throughout the U.S. are making these false statements to nearly every family every day. (Read the deceptive "disclaimers" at the bottom of most mortuaries' price lists to see another of your local morticians' misleading tactics. A recent AARP survey found that one-third of morticians told families falsely that sealer caskets "preserve" bodies.)
Families can SUE for the 1) severe damage to their relatives' bodies and 2) EXPLOSIONS of "sealer" caskets, blowing the liquefied body parts
out of bronze, copper and steel caskets.
Families can SUE if a mortuary or mausoleum/cemetery tampered with or opened any casket or crypt without their permission.
Families can SUE if a mortuary or mausoleum 1) didn't notify them immediately about any explosion or leakage; or 2) did anything to hide the
damage from them, or 3) took any body parts to city dumps. Many of the abuses happen hundreds of times every day throughout the country.
Class-Action Suit: Families can also join a class-action suit (open to all U.S. families without cost) being prepared against all morticians, casket manufacturers, and mausoleums (both public and religious). This suit and settlement could be larger than the tobacco suit because this fraud affects
nearly every family's bodies. TELL all your friends about these fraudulent caskets and their right to sue. This is all explained in sections below.
(A family which chooses a sealer casket should demand that the seal be removed.)
MEDIA, FAMILIES: If any morticians or the National Funeral Directors Association (NFDA) make any claims or denials about any of the above abuses, DEMAND that they provide you with a notorized statement about any specific points above that they claim are not true. This may stop their daily false statements. Any notarized statements you obtain may be useful against them in court cases.
TOPICS on this extensive page.
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MEDIA note: Misinformation and dishonesty of NFDA, its spokesman, Mr. Kelly Smith, and others.
2. Quick Media Briefing -- The Four Most Important Consumer Points.
3. Charts of Houston TV station's Price Survey. (Prices from $1,495 to $9,910 for the SAME* funeral and casket).
4. Media comments about this site.
5.
The new GOOD SHEPHERD FUNERAL PROGRAM and COLOR BROCHURE
with casket photos, their secret wholesale prices, and Good Shepherd's FAIR PRICE LIST
for Funerals and Caskets -- for all mortuaries to imitate.
6. Questions that media, churches and families should ask EVERY mortician.
7. Latest national media reports, principally 1999-2000.
8. U.S. News cover: "DON'T DIE BEFORE YOU READ THIS: The Death Care Business"
9. "PROTECTIVE SEAL" FRAUD -- and LAWSUIT you can join.
10. Graphic illustrations used by TV and newspaper media.
11. National media reports 1997-1998.
12. JOYFUL, CREATIVE FUNERAL described in a magazine article.
13. Lengthy Summary of the MOST IMPORTANT information in the 17 Documents.
14. Media Errors, Cautions
15. Media Exposés of the Funeral Industry, principally 1994-1998, and a few of 1984-1994.
16. Graphic -- Mortician's comment about stealing.
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18. Questionnaire -- and Your Comments and Questions.
Brief listing of this site's 17 separate Documents -- described in more detail at bottom of this page. (However, clicking on an abbreviated title here will take you to the document immediately. Use your BACK button to return to this page.)
D1-Intro, Exposés | D2-Plan, Embalming/Cremation explained | D3A-Caskets, Decorating | D3B-"Protective Casket" Fraud (coming) | D4-Mortuary Prices | D5-Industry Profit System | D6-National Abuse | D7A-15 Ripoff Categories A | D7B-15 Ripoff Categories B | D8-Media Advice | D9A-Resources | D9B-TV Reports, 1 | D9C-TV Reports, 2 | D10-Letters, Comments | D11A-Contracts | D11B-Refunds, Lawsuits | D11C-Prepay Lawsuit | D12-BASIC ADVICE
Helping to maintain the secrecy and spread the misinformation are highly-paid tasks of the National Funeral Directors Association (NFDA), its current spokesperson, Mr. Kelly Smith, and others.


. That such markups continue can be seen by checking current mortuary price lists.
MEDIA NOTE: (July 2000)
Three basic tactics are used to MAKE POSSIBLE THE CONTINUING GREAT SUCCESS of morticians' many deceptive practices and outrageous high prices and profits even though there are five to ten times too many mortuaries in most areas, many with almost no business, often only two or three bodies a month.
The tactics: 1) ABSOLUTE SECRECY throughout the industry (about low casket wholesale prices and more than a hundred deceptive practices)
2) CONTINUAL MISINFORMATION to the MEDIA and CLERGY (filling the vacuum created by the secrecy)
3) offering GIFTS ("bribes") to the clergy to coax them to make recommendations and distribute their advertising calendars and other materials to funnel church families into the their high-priced mortuaries, and even to abuse their families further by not allowing families to use church facilities for visitation or services -- in order to force them to use the "chapels" of high-priced mortuaries nearby instead of a fair-priced one outside the immediate area. (We urge families who learn of or suffer from the bribery or church assistance to mortuaries' ripoff of families -- to report the situations to their bishops, denominational leaders and the media to expose and stop this injustice.) Examples of gifts offered in the Phoenix area: cars, money (as much as $5,000), golf days and free trips.
Here, and in many other parts of this site, we provide examples of the NFDA's, Mr. Smith's, and others' misinformation and dishonesty in:
evading questions of the media about morticians' nationwide frauds such as the high-priced "protective seal" caskets (including those with so-called "burp" valves) promoted by every mortician's actions or silence -- which destroy bodies within a few months (explained in this site, in various publications, and by IFIC's Fr. Wasielewski in a June 2000 issue of the Arizona Daily Star and July 3 issue of The Arizona Republic newspapers). Smith responded in the newspapers that this couldn't be true (and that Wasielewski thus exaggerated) because the Federal Trade Commission's Funeral Rule forbids morticians from saying that caskets preserve bodies. However, Smith's statement is about as honest as saying: "I know that nobody speeds because there are laws against speeding!";
misleading printed materials (as Funeral Costs, one of NFDA's deceptive booklets for families. See Document 7A.);
making, unsubstantiated, ridiculous, exaggerated claims, as Smith's recent FALSE, outrageous claim of "60 personhours" involved in a "traditional" funeral (which he used to mislead Episcopal Life, March 2000, the national newspaper of the Episcopalian Church, in order to mislead all U.S. Episcopalian families and clergy. He owes Episcopal Life and all Episcopalians an apology for intentionally deceiving them. Morticians also owe an apology for his deception on their behalf.)
Other funeral industry spokespersons have made similar false claims of "two forty-hour weeks" (80 hours), "99 manhours," and "104 to 150 manhours with the family in the average funeral" on the national CNBC-TV network, etc.
However, various morticians admit that only 13.5 to 25 personhours are needed. (Well-known mortician and former Arizona legislator Paul Messenger has listed manhours totaling 29 on his price sheet, but actually only 24-26 hours when organist, clergy, motorcycle police, and other separately-paid or unneeded persons are deleted from the list. See a photo-copy of his list in Document 7A.).
MEDIA: All reporters should DEMAND that Smith provide them with his "fairy-tale" list of mortician's normal funeral tasks, and hours for each, BEFORE THEY BELIEVE/ACCEPT ANOTHER WORD from Smith -- and DEMAND written proof for any other "INFORMATION" from Smith (and from the NFDA and morticians, too) -- since his statements show the ease and skill with which he misleads media reporters in order to assist and increase the nationwide funeral ripoff.
refusing to provide media or the public with casket wholesale prices -- because of the shame to morticians (who pay him to mislead the media and public) which would result from media finding out the outrageous markups/profit charged by most morticians.
MEDIA: We provide the embarrassing, low wholesale prices that Smith, morticians, and even retail "discount" stores refuse to provide. They are immediately below; in our Good Shepherd Color Brochure; in Document 3; and in our other printed materials. We invite you to contact us to obtain more of the wholesale prices. (It is interesting and dangerous [bringing us threats, car damage, etc.] that our IFIC is the first and still the ONLY source of casket wholesale prices for the media and public in the entire U.S.) It is interesting that Smith is willing to provide "inside information" such as exaggerated "personhours" but not "wholesale prices." But it's embarrassing for Smith to admit to markups of 700% and more. If Smith denies such markups, click here: casket markups
Take these prices to mortuaries and retail stores and then publish the high markups and great amount of profit, often thousands of dollars each, on their caskets, especially on some of the higher-priced ones.
We clearly state that the markup/profit in our Good Shepherd demonstration funeral program is $200 over wholesale on all caskets, not the unfair $1,000 to $5,000 and higher profit usually charged for the same caskets by mortuaries and many retail stores. Our program's price list (in the COLOR BROCHURE below) shows the wholesale cost next to every casket because we are not ashamed of the markup and prices.
Ask mortuaries and stores to show you their wholesale price lists and see what happens. Show them our brochure's wholesale prices and ask why every one of them refuses to show you their prices. Publish their reasons.
Our Good Shepherd demonstration program was set up to provide a live example of how decent mortuaries should operate -- hopefully encouraging or shaming U.S. mortuaries into doing the same -- and giving the media, public and families an idea of what a decent mortuary would be like, and giving them an example to compare their local mortuaries with. AS:
1) low, fair prices for caskets and funeral services (probably the lowest prices in the U.S., with highest-quality metal caskets in a variety of pleasing colors for as low as $497; other prices can be seen below in the description of the Good Shepherd COLOR BROCHURE);
2) a price list giving clear, truthful information about caskets and the dangers of costly, harmful "protective seals" caskets, urging families not to buy them and offering to remove seals from caskets that have them;
3) a price list which gives the correct model number/name and wholesale price of each casket, and has the lowest-priced caskets at the top of the list to encourage families to choose them (not at the bottom of the list or in a "miscellaneous container" category, as most mortuaries do) to encourage families to . (Probably no mortuary price list in the U.S. urges families to buy the least-expensive casket, as our list does!)
4) encouraging and assisting families (without charge) to plan joyful, creative funerals with decorations for church and casket; full-color folders and guest book with color photos of the deceased; participation of children and friends; etc.
Click [TOPIC LIST] to go to the top LIST of this document's topics.
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MEDIA: The FOUR MOST IMPORTANT POINTS that EVERY U.S. FAMILY NEEDS TO KNOW
Here are FAIR PRICES charged by a number of urban and rural mortuaries:
Click [TOPIC LIST] to go to the top LIST of this document's topics.
Click [TOPIC LIST] to go to the top List of this document's topics.
CHART 1: This shows the great difference in prices of different mortuaries in Houston, as in most cities,
CHART 2: This shows one mortuary's $1,795 price for a casket -- a markup of six times the wholesale cost,
Click [TOPIC LIST] to go to the top List of this document's topics.
QUICK MEDIA BRIEFING (Some important basic information, some important actions -- and some questions that media, churches and families should ask every mortician regarding high prices and unfair tactics.)
MEDIA: New, free CONSUMER BROCHURE
that EVERY U.S. FAMILY NEEDS
in dealing with EVERY mortuary, cemetery and pre-pay plan in the U.S.
Media need to include ALL four of these crucial Consumer Points in EVERY article and program.
These points are much more important than the usual "Take a stable person with you," etc. Families must
learn a new way of dealing with mortuaries, cemeteries and pre-pay plans because of the problems
of exorbitant prices, high pressure -- and deceptive tactics used by ALL mortuaries (except for a handful).
Families' loss is increasing due to 1) five to ten times too many mortuaries in most communities (many with
fewer than one body a week), and 2) greed -- desire for high profit by mortuaries, chains, and some religious leaders.
(Nearly everything in our 17 Documents is summed up in these four Consumer Points.)
that every family, church and the media need to know:
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KNOW what is a LOW, FAIR PRICE ($1,400-$2,200 total) for a complete funeral
with a beautiful metal casket offered in a number of colors.
PHONE mortuaries until you find one with FAIR, LOW PRICES like those listed
here REGARDLESS of where it is located, even up to 75 or more miles away.
Distant fair-priced mortuaries will be happy to provide visitation and funeral services in your local church or home. (Federal law requires mortuaries to give all their prices over the phone.)
KNOW that there is a GREAT DIFFERENCE IN PRICES, markup and profit for the SAME funeral services and caskets charged by different mortuaries in the same area.
COMPLETE "TRADITIONAL" FUNERAL with METAL CASKET (offered in a
variety of colors*): $1,400-$2,200 (not the $3,000-$10,000 charged by most mortuaries).
DIRECT CREMATION (all mortuary/crematory fees): $300-$550 (not $750-$4000 of
most mortuaries).
METAL CASKETS - Many beautiful, low-priced models in many colors (non-sealing): $450-$800 (not $1,000-$6,000).
(Dozens of beautiful casket models are available to all morticians for $250 to $400
wholesale, and up to 40% lower than these with manufacturers' discounts.)
The low prices above provide a FAIR PROFIT to efficient mortuaries.
The lowest prices above are available through our new "Good Shepherd Funeral Program" for caskets, funeral services and cremation. The prices are available in Arizona -- and in many communities in the U.S. by families who obtain our color brochure described below.
The program was established by our IFIC to set an example of fair prices for all U.S. mortuaries to follow. It is explained below -- and in our color brochure. Media should compare these prices with those of their local mortuaries, ask why the great difference, and expose the unfair prices and practices.
The GS COLOR BROCHURE can HELP YOU OBTAIN FAIR PRICES
wherever you live.
There is NO EXCUSE for the deceptive tactics and outrageous prices charged
by MOST mortuaries and chains.
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NEVER have viewing or any memorial services in a mortuary but
HAVE VIEWING and ALL SERVICES in your local CHURCH or SYNAGOGUE
or at your home (or borrow a nearby church if needed) -- so that you are free to use a fair-priced firm located outside of your neighborhood and are not forced to use a high-priced mortuary nearby in order to use their "commercial chapel" to have a viewing
or service nearby. Fair-priced mortuaries in other communities or areas will be happy to take
care of your funerals, and even come to your home to make arrangements.
Choosing a FAIR-PRICED MORTUARY is the MOST IMPORTANT STEP
any family can ever make.
It is much more important than the frequent media advice to "Take a 'stable person' with you."
If you go to a high-priced mortuary, you will be ripped off by $1,000s of dollars even if you take a dozen 'stable' persons with you.
A Houston TV station educated its viewers via the charts below. It also did a PRICE SURVEY of its area's 120 mortuaries, offering it to viewers, churches, hospitals, agencies, senior groups and others. Other areas' stations and newspapers have joined in doing complete or partial surveys (Phoenix, Denver, Tucson, Las Vegas, Cincinatti, Minneapolis, Baumont, Chicago, Fort Lauderdale, Detroit, and others -- most with help from our IFIC). A price survey is the best help that anyone can provide to families. ALL MEDIA should do a price survey in every community. We can provide survey forms to help do it quickly and accurately. See the Houston survey in Document 4.
CLERGY/MORTUARY BRIBERY: Many mortuaries offer generous "gifts" (bribes) to clergy to coax them to not allow services/visitation in church to force families to use high-priced mortuaries nearby -- or to coax clergy to distribute mortuary advertising calendars and harmful pre-pay plan advertising, and to recommend the mortuaries.
Families should report to the media the name of any pastor who refuses to allow visitation or evening services in the church or other church facility, thereby forcing families to use high-priced mortuaries nearby (probably in return for "gifts" received or promised to him/her by the mortuaries; forgetting that the church was built by the people for their religious needs, not for his/her profit). Media should expose this clergy/mortuary collusion and secret contracts involved. See more about clergy/mortuary bribery in sections below -- and in the June 2000 issue of Sojourners social justice magazine; the March 28, 1998, U.S. News & World Report magazine and others.
(Catholic parishes and dioceses are more often offered "gifts" by morticians because of their
large congregations. Various denominations' churches seriously harm their own people by distributing calendars advertising high-priced mortuaries and harmful pre-pay plan promotional materials. Catholics complain about unfair high prices of mortuaries operated or sponsored by several archdioceses [Los Angeles, Denver, Montreal]. There are also complaints about Dallas, Tucson and Pittsburg dioceses' unfair funeral/cemetery contracts, prices and profits.)
A mortician passes a "gift" envelope behind his back
to a clergyman in an Arizona Republic newspaper editorial cartoon.
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DON'T BUY "PROTECTIVE SEAL" CASKETS.
These are not "protective" -- but, rather, are costly, fraudulent and "DESTRUCTIVE," often displayed with fraudulent "warranties" with deceptive 25-75-year protection claims, and waste every family's money.
Demand to see some of the many low-cost, SAFE, non-sealing caskets available in many beautiful colors. If a mortuary doesn't cooperate, phone some others or contact a local or national retail casket dealer. (Or demand that the mortician REMOVE the harmful seal.)
ALL "protective" caskets (including those with so-called "burp" valves) begin to destroy your relatives' bodies rapidly as soon as the casket is closed. Many burst/explode, especially in mausoleums -- with your "trusted" mortician taking portions of your relatives' bodies in the damaged caskets to city dumps -- and hiding the damage from you so that he can continue to DEFRAUD you on every funeral. (The harmful seal is a thin strip of neoprene-rubber gasket about one-inch wide and 1/8" thick, usually black [as in the photo below]. It runs along the top edge of the casket all the way around the casket. Lift up the cloth lining that hangs over the front edge of the casket to see the seal.)
FRAUD SUIT: Families are winning large awards from mortuaries which sold them sealer caskets in the past, and DID NOT WARN THEM of the body destruction.
YOUR FAMILY probably bought a number of harmful sealer caskets in past years
and so may qualify to be included without cost in a proposed class-action suit.
CALL (602) 253-6814 (IFIC) if you are concerned about what happened to the bodies
of ALL your relatives in caskets you obtained from your local mortuaries - and think that your family should be repaid for the unfair high prices mortuaries charged for the caskets, for being misled, for the damage to your relatives' bodies, and for the body portions taken to your city dumps.
Ask for information about these caskets, how to sue, or how to join the class-action suit.
Below you will find complete explanation of how you and your neighbors have been overcharged, your relatives' bodies destroyed, and your right to sue.
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"Protective Seal" Fraud: On ABC-TV's 20/20 program, a hand tilts up the edge of the narrow strip of black neoprene rubber "protective" seal lying on the top edge of one side of a Batesville company's casket.
On the 20/20 program, Jessica Mitford's researcher says: "They are constantly selling 'protective seal' caskets -- to 'protect' your loved one. This is outrageous."
"In a 'protective' casket or a 'protective' vault -- instead of the natural process of decomposition -- drying out and becoming a skeleton, you get a SLIMY, MOLDY process, and it's much more gruesome. If anybody could see the outcome of such an event, they would never choose that. But, they're not telling you that."
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DON'T BUY A PREPAY PLAN. This is the advice of MONEY magazine and
many consumer groups. Many pre-pay plans are dangerous.
Elderly often cause their families more problems, not fewer, by buying plans
because of the deceptive sales tactics used by most plans and salespersons.
Serious Problems include:
1) Most plans COST MUCH MORE than funerals bought at time of death.
2) The "fine print" of many contracts tricks and cheats families.
3) Many salespersons LIE to families about prices, cancelling, refunds, transfer of
plan, penalties, etc.
(Many contracts say: "No promise or agreement of the salesperson,
whether oral or written, is valid." This means that the salesperson is allowed to
LIE to you about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to coax you to sign.)
4) With many contracts, you can't cancel, or you get little or no refund -- if you
need to cancel (because you find you've been cheated, find a better plan, decide to
move; can't pay because of emergency, lack of money, etc.)
5) Many companies can CANCEL your plan if a monthly payment is LATE and
give NO REFUND of thousands of dollars you have paid. This is in the "fine print"
on the back of many contracts. Have you read every word of your contract?
You may be in danger of losing everything you have paid!!!
6) Many families don't get the funerals they paid for because:
Salesmen may defraud you by intentionally writing an incorrect or incomplete
description of the services or casket you have chosen -- so your family will
have to pay thousands more for your funeral later. (See class-action suit below.)
ADVICE: Make plans for your funeral -- but DON'T give any money to a plan or mortuary; instead, put it in a small insurance policy, savings account or "Totten Trust" account (all explained below).
DON'T SIGN any contract until a lawyer, banker or accountant examines it!!!
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Charts from a 1996 funeral investigation by a Houston TV station.
for the SAME lowest-priced "traditional" funeral and lowest-priced metal casket* at each mortuary.
Prices ranged from $1,495 to $9,910 (for no apparent reason except to obtain up to $8,400 extra profit on
each mortuary's lowest-priced "traditional" funeral and casket). (*Casket offered in three or more colors,
at least one a pleasing color that is not a shade of gray, brown or green.)
ALSO: The price for the lowest-priced metal casket* at different mortuaries ranged from $485 to $5,895
(for no apparent reason except to obtain up to $5,400 extra profit on the lowest-priced caskets).
Prices for Direct Cremation (no viewing/memorial services) ranged
from $450 to $3,985 (for
no apparent reason except to obtain up to $3,500 extra profit).
a PROFIT of $1,495 on a $300 wholesale casket. A mortician in the report said that markups of six or seven
times wholesale are common, and markups may go as high as TEN times wholesale -- a PROFIT of $2,700
on a $300 casket. Such profits are possible only by: 1) the ABSOLUTE SECRECY by ALL of your local
morticians about wholesale costs and deceptive tactics used throughout the industry, and 2) ALL
morticians' promotion and sale of costly, harmful, fraudulent "protective seal" caskets.

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"HOW MUCH SHOULD FUNERALS With BEAUTIFUL CASKETS COST?
=> $1,400 - $2,200 TOTAL !
(NOT the usual high, unfair $4,000 - $10,000!)"
The beautiful brochure (above and below) is the FIRST and ONLY PUBLICATION ever offered in the U.S. "to help EVERY FAMILY obtain FAIR funeral prices ANYWHERE in the U.S." It has been designed by our IFIC, and is available in English and Spanish versions.
IT EXPLAINS OUR GOOD SHEPHERD FUNERAL PROGRAM, Your Legal Rights, Caskets, Planning Joyful Funerals, Etc.
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Above: Two beautiful metal caskets (from the left page, inside the brochure) with: 1) their Good Shepherd Program prices ($200 profit);
2) the high prices that mortuaries' usually charge families; and 3) the low wholesale prices that mortuaries pay for the caskets.
Subtract the wholesale prices from mortuaries' retail prices to see the great amount of profit morticians make by keeping
their wholesale costs secret. And then they add high charges for every part of the service, plus a high "professional" fee
(which other businesses don't charge -- to increase their profits even higher).
MEDIA and families: Above is the brochure's price section. Compare these low, fair funeral and casket prices
with your local mortuaries, casket "discount" stores, and Internet casket dealers who say their prices are the "lowest" anywhere.
You'll find that our prices are actually the LOWEST in the U.S.
The others could charge these prices but prefer to make high profit.
Take a good look at others' prices in the far-right column, as compared with the Good Shepherd prices. Our brochure will help you
to obtain FAIR prices wherever you live. (You and a couple of friends, or your church, can easily start a Good Shepherd program
(no money is needed to start it) in order to protect and help everyone in your area. A couple of us started the program here. It has
saved dozens of families thousands of dollars. We will help you do the same. Just call us.)
o Click [TOPIC LIST] to go to the top List of this document's topics.
2. The fair-priced mortuaries above charge $450 to $800 for 20-gauge steel caskets in many beautiful styles and colors. (20-gauge is the most common casket thickness. Dozens of 20-gauge models and colors are available to all mortuaries with free delivery in a few hours in most cities for $250 to $450 wholesale, and even less with discounts.)
Why do you charge $1,000 to $6,000 for your lowest-priced caskets in a variety of pleasing colors*?
3. The fair-priced mortuaries above charge $300 to $550 for Direct Cremation (no viewing or memorial services).
Why do you charge $700 to $4,000 for the SAME Direct Cremation?
COSTLY, DESTRUCTIVE "PROTECTIVE SEAL" CASKETS
4. All morticians know that "Protective Seal" metal caskets are NOT PROTECTIVE, but DESTRUCTIVE -- starting severe damage to every body IMMEDIATELY after the casket is closed. Despite this, every mortuary in every neighborhood highly-promotes them (with special placement, lighting, fraudulent 25-75-year warranties, sales talks, etc.). Morticians who claim that they are "honest, reputable and caring" try to coax every family to buy them because of the $1,000 to $8,000 or more profit they can make on most of them. They all know that these caskets destroy your relatives' bodies within a month or two -- by liquefying the soft parts of the bodies and causing high pressure which rapidly bloats bodies completely out of shape. In addition, the high pressure in many caskets bursts many seals, blowing the liquefied body parts out of the caskets (especially in mausoleums). The "trusted, caring" morticians in your community have kept this a "top secret" throughout this century so that ALL morticians could make high profits off of EVERY U.S. FAMILY.
Why do you display so many of the costly, destructive "Protective Seal" caskets and few or none of the many beautiful, safe, low-priced non-sealers?
Why do you mislead families by putting the deceptive term "Protective Seal" next to the harmful caskets' names on your price list, by displaying fraudulent 25-75 year warranties in the caskets, and by urging families to buy these caskets?
Why don't you WARN families about the damage to bodies that all costly sealer caskets cause, especially when placed in mausoleums? Why don't you warn that they don't protect bodies? Why don't you warn that they are a fraud and a waste of families' money?
Can you really say that you are "caring," "honest" and "reputable" when you intentionally cause the destruction of most families' bodies, urge families to buy these harmful caskets, charge exorbitant markups and prices for them, and don't warn families about the destruction -- in order to increase your profit?
Morticians know from their embalming textbooks and from mausoleums of the severe damage caused within a month or two by the neoprene rubber seals/gaskets (which activate the highly-destructive anaerobic bacteria in the body, as described in several sections below).
RECENTLY ADDED ITEMS: (August 2000)
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LATEST NATIONAL MEDIA REPORTS, 1999-2000:
"FUNERAL PROBLEMS OF HISPANICS," investigative report by Aquí y Ahora (Here and Now, similar to NBC's Dateline), on the national Spanish-language Univisión TV Network, June 6, 2000.
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"CHURCHES, FUNERAL COSTS, ACTION," investigative report by Sojourners social justice magazine, May-June 2000. Articles by Julie Polter. (Our IFIC provided assistance to the magazine, and was featured in it.)
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"AVOIDING THE CEMETERY TRAP," extensive investigative report by Consumers Digest magazine, June 2000.
(Our IFIC provided assistance to the magazine.)
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"FUNERALS and PROBLEMS," report by Modern Maturity magazine of AARP (American Association of Retired Persons), March-April 2000.
(Our IFIC provided assistance to the magazine.)
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"FUNERAL ABUSES PROBED: Elderly victim paid $132,000", report by USA TODAY newspaper, April 10, 2000.
Report regarding: Hearings by the U.S. Senate Special Committee on the Aging
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"ADDED GRIEF FOR THE BEREAVED: Prepaid Plans For Funerals Can Come Up Short", extensive report and charts
"STATE REGULATION OF 'PRE-NEED' FUNERALS URGED", reports by Washington Post newspaper, April 10, 12, 2000.
Reports regarding: Hearings by the U.S. Senate Special Committee on the Aging
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"FUNERAL ABUSE OF THE ELDERLY", two days of hearings by the U.S. Senate Special Committee on the Aging, live TV coverage by C-Span TV Network, broadcasts on April 10-11, 2000. It was entitled: "Funerals and Burials: Protecting Consumers from Bad Practices; The purpose of this hearing is: (1) to educate consumers about the industries (2) to expose bad practices and (3) to explore the extent of consumer satisfaction."
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"FINAL ACTS," three-issue investigative series by Episcopal Life newspaper of the U.S. Episcopal Church; February, March, April 2000.
(Copies: 1-800-334-7626) (Our IFIC provided assistance to the newspaper.)
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OTHER EXTENSIVE ARTICLES in:
TV INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS in:
"TV and PRINT EXPOSES," investigative reports by several national media.
EARLIER IMPORTANT REPORTS: (principally 1997-1998
NOTE: The IFIC has received hundreds of phone calls requesting packets of information about fair prices offered in the article. We have urged all of the callers to phone their local TV and radio stations and newspapers -- and urge them to 1) phone U.S. News for copies of the March 23rd issue and 2) do a survey of prices of local mortuaries and offer them to their viewers and readers. Several TV stations and other media have followed the suggestions and have already completed price surveys (Cincinatti, Las Vegas and others) of their areas and offered them to the public.
NOTE of April 2000:
SECRET CONTRACT of L.A. Archdiocese Cardinal Mahony with Stewart Enterprises -- to build and operate giant Stewart mortuaries on its nine cemeteries, using deceptive practices, fraudulent "protective seal" caskets (bloating and destroying bodies; exploding and blowing body parts out of the caskets), and outrageous markups to rip-off the Cardinal's own Catholic families, and share the rip-off with the Cardinal. It is difficult to understand why the Cardinal speaks FALSELY, telling families the mortuaries are "OUR CATHOLIC MORTUARIES," although totally owned and operated by Stewart.
SECRET CONTRACT of Tucson Diocese Bishop Moreno with Loewen Group to operate the diocese cemetery, using unfair tactics to help defraud families and share the rip-off with the Bishop.
SECRET CONTRACT of Dallas Diocese with SCI to take over its cemetery operation, cheat Catholic families and share the rip-off with the Bishop.
SECRET CONTRACT of Montreal Archdiocese with SCI chain to cheat Catholic families (65,000 sq. foot mortuary) and share the rip-off with the diocese.
DENVER ARCHDIOCESE BISHOP operates the diocese mortuary and cemetery, using the above unjust tactics to cheat its Catholic families and keep all the rip-off for itself.
NOTE: Catholics should demand an end to secret contracts and theft of their own families' money by their Bishops and Cardinals. Catholics and members of other denominations should demand an end to their clergy and religious executives accepting "gifts" and bribes from mortuaries throughout the U.S. All must demand NO MORE CONTRACTS with chains, which are daily trying to make contracts with more dioceses and denominations.
CONFIDENTIAL 1997 and 1998 CASKET WHOLESALE PRICES
These prices have been kept "TOP SECRET" by the funeral industry throughout this century
. The ABSOLUTE SECRECY by every facet of the industry, including every mortician in every community, has prevented the media from exposing the outrageously high prices and many deceptive practices used by nearly every mortician to ripoff nearly every U.S. family. These secret wholesale prices and the fraudulent promotion by nearly every U.S. mortician of profit-boosting, body-destroying, explosive "protective seal" caskets are now REVEALED nationally for the first time in U.S. history by this site. More prices have been added to Document 3.
Click here Document 3 -- Caskets. Extortionate Markups, Prices, Profits if you wish to go to Document 3 now.
Click here Documents 7A/B -- 15 Categories of Ripoffs to go to Documents 7A and B.
An animated tombstone, engraved with a dollar sign -- springs up from a grave with the
clanging sound of an old cash register. This was used by ABC-TV's HOME show to illustrate a
report about high funeral and casket markups, prices and profits, and the resulting harm to families.
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RECENT MEDIA EXPOSÉS AND NEWS (principally 1997-1998, in reverse chronological order; described in more detail in the Media Exposés/Reports section):
"FUNERAL CHAINS EXPOSED," report by CBS-TV's 60 Minutes program, February 1, 1998.
JOYFUL, CREATIVE FUNERAL. Described in the magazine is the funeral for the father of a family which decided to hold his funeral in a church which he had built when he was a contractor in earlier years, and where the family had gone to weekly Sunday Mass as the children grew up. The family arranged to have the funeral in the evening so that it would be at the most convenient time for people (not requiring people to skip their jobs), with burial the next morning (people were invited to meet at the cemetery, eliminating the need for a procession and paid motorcycle escorts). The obituary announced: "Gathering of friends at 7 p.m. Funeral Mass at 8 p.m."
Friends who called to express the usual "regrets and sorrow" were told that the family was not in sorrow but was celebrating their dad's "new life" in heaven. Friends who offered the usual: "Let us know if there's anything we can do," were invited to bring refreshments and sheet cakes with wording like: "Welcome to Heaven, Dad" and "Congratulations! You Made It."
Early arrivers and grandchildren were given gold and silver crepe paper streamers and balloons, and invited to go into the church and decorate it and the casket. (The mortician had been invited to leave after he delivered the body to the church so that attendees wouldn't feel inhibited or badgered by his presence.)
In the enclosed patio in front of the church, visitors were welcomed by several joyful singers and musicians, refreshments, renewal of acquaintances and conversation, a large display of photos of the life of the newcomer to heaven, and a wide banner over the church doors: "Welcome to the Celebration of Dad's New Life."
His wife had died about 20 years before, so a memorial folder was created by the family (not the usual, bland mortuary type) with a cover photo of the smiling faces of the mom and dad together in earlier years, with the words: "Finally, together again. Joyfully celebrating their New Life with God and us, and inviting us to celebrate with them today. Praying for all of us, and waiting for us to join them."
Family members served as hosts and hostesses (instead of acting as the usual sad, bereaved family), standing by the huge Spanish-style archway to the grassy outdoor patio, introducing the arriving visitors to one another and inviting them to enjoy refreshments. All was planned to help everyone become a "community and family" which could better participate together in creating a really joyful funeral celebration. The celebration was attended by relatives, friends, the bishop, priests, nuns, acquaintances and visitors from other churches and faiths.
At 8 p.m., everyone followed the musicians into the church which, along with the simple, blue metal casket, had been brightly-decorated (without money wasted on an expensive casket and costly flowers, the money instead going to charities and family needs).
At the beginning of the Mass, the priest (a son of the dad) explained that the family believed that their dad was celebrating his "new life" and wanted all to join in joyfully celebrating with him. He mentioned that because the family believed that heaven is not a place -- but is a new life with God, who is everywhere, including at the celebration -- they believed their dad was there celebrating with them. For this reason, the casket had been placed near the side wall of the sanctuary, rather than in the middle aisle, so that the celebration could focus on the "new life" of the honored member, instead of the dad's now unneeded body. He introduced family members and groups of visitors, and explained Catholic symbols for the benefit of visitors.
The funeral Mass included joyful songs written or modified to mention the dad and to fit the celebration and feelings of the family. There were scripture readings, short poems and reflections on the dad's life by family and friends. The daughter narrated a color slide presentation of the life of her dad. After the Mass, the celebration continued in the patio with conversation, music, song, cake and ice cream.
(Our IFIC provided assistance to the magazine and is featured in the article. Our new Good Shepherd Funeral Program provides caskets and assists families to prepare funeral celebrations, songs, and colorful visitors' folders and guest registration books. The program's COLOR BROCHURE, described below and available by mail, gives many suggestions to assist you to help prepare funerals which require almost no morticians' activity (no mortuary "chapel," and no "funeral directing," but only inexpensive embalming and delivering the body to your church door or home, and to the cemetery -- totaling much less than $1,000 worth of mortuary time and paperwork), thus saving thousands of dollars -- funerals which allow many children and adults to help, and produce joyful, creative funeral celebrations similar to the one above.)
"YOUR DIOCESE NEEDS TO OPEN MORTUARIES WITH FAIR PRICES AND SALES TACTICS !" advertisements,
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(DELETED at this point in the outline is a DETAILED LIST OF EVENTS AND STATEMENTS from 1938 to 1997 which illustrate HOW MORTICIANS HAVE DESTROYED AND DISTORTED RELIGIOUS RITES AND FAMILY TRADITIONS in order to benefit their profit-making, control, and other purposes. The list is provided at the end of this outline, after section 16, rather than here, to make this SUMMARY OUTLINE easier to follow.)
ALL MEDIA and EVERY REPORTER should ask NATIONAL and LOCAL denominational leaders what they are doing, or should be doing, to protect their people's finances, church ceremonies and traditions. Most religious leaders stand by, watching the destruction, and do nothing to stop it or even warn their people about it. Some stay uninvolved or even help with the ripoff of their own congregations because of "gifts" (bribes) from morticians.
FAMILIES should phone or write to their national and local leaders. Shortly, we'll provide the phone numbers and addresses of major denominations.
(Graphic of a flower-covered casket used by ABC-TV's 20/20 program)
In 1997, ads encouraging readers to urge their denominations and Catholic dioceses to OPEN FAIR-PRICED MORTUARIES began being placed in religious periodicals by a group, Catholics for Fair Funeral Prices. The ads urge denominations and dioceses to follow their duty to act for justice by starting mortuaries to protect families, especially the poor and elderly, from the serious harm caused by the rapidly-increasing unjust high prices and other industry abuses. (See more about the ads in 1997, in Subsection B above.)
